January 2012
5 posts
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“Tea… it’s in my top 37 hot beverages!”
– Hal
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Studio Toolbox
Andrew: Why are you guys going in to the office tomorrow?!
Ellery: I'm showing her the tools
Andrew: They won't be at work on a Sunday
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:(
Ellery: I feel like you look down on people under the same circumstances in which I look down on people. I think that like--
Pete: You're not that tall
Ellery: No, I mean metaphorically. I think that--
Pete: You're not that tall metaphorically
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Oh... Well That Makes Sense
Josh: guild was raiding in swtor last night
Josh: you can exploit the bosses using the dance bug
Josh: also one of them was named Boss Mob 1
Mike: Wow... what raid?
Andrew: Raid 1
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“If George R.R. Martin wrote Star Wars, I imagine C3P0 chapters would be the...”
– Chris
December 2011
8 posts
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Ruth Baby!
Nick: Is the cuteness of corgies and kittens boring you these day? Need something new and adorable? I present the cutting edge of cuteness! Baby sloth orphanage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6JTAtsHh-yc
~
Natalie: Have you seen their claws? >.>
...
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Heck Yes
Bill: We'll likely need to split things out in a few months. But I'm sure Clint will be more than happy to assist us in our endeavour then :)
Clint: hells yeah
Ellery: in my experience Clint hates assisting
Clint: hells yeah
Clint: oh shit, gotta turn off my hells yeah auto responder
Clint: hells yeah
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“She’s not “an angry drunk,” she’s just “an angry”
– Jon, on the subject of his wife
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“Wait a second, if the Croque Madame has eggs on top… what is on top of the...”
– Guy at brunch whose name MAY have been Keith
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“I love how drew and brandy don’t get autocapped because they are words”
– Ari, telling me she loved a thing I loved
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And Now You Know
Kavin: what's the difference between a billionaire and mega-billionaire?
Mike: If you have sharks? You're a billionaire. If you have dinosaurs, Mega Billionaire
“People will anything, anytime.”
– Ari, leaving out words and accidentally being profound
November 2011
4 posts
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The Late Show, With Jay And Nobody Else
Craig: Good job guy, lets close out the last week strong
Craig: *guys
Craig: or *team
Jay: At this time in the morning you were pretty accurate wtih "guy"
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Helpful Clarification
Ari: it was the angriest I have ever been at a person who I did not date.
Ari: And who was not my mom.
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Of Pink Triangles
Morgan: Les Yay: Uriel Chuluun and Kira Thanos definitely have this going. In the last part of the story of their 'relationship' Mulia says that Kira has entranced Uriel's heart. In the headquarters of The Unseen, one of male agents asks if Kira would find his tunic attractive, to which he is told he is 'squirreling up the wrong tree.'
Doug: Should have noticed the pink triangle on her sleeve. :(
Ellery: sleeve?
Ellery: ONE of us doesn't understand female anatomy...
Doug: In my canon, Weezer lyrics trump actual anatomy
Doug: Which is probably bad, considering how low on the totem pole Weezer lyrics are
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Doug Is Also White
Doug: My first exposure to kimchi was when I went to Korean BBQ and it was the one dish that most of my korean friends wouldn't touch.
Doug: And then I tried it and figured out why. :|
October 2011
5 posts
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He Won the Nobel Prize in the Category of 'Doug'
Doug: I learned from a random comment on reddit (which is basically the most reliable resource out there) that humans know instinctively how to swim, but we lose the capability since we don't typically use it until we're older
Doug: so basically, if you're in danger of going into the ocean, grab an armful of babies
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Catch-23
Doug: I saw one that was a battery-operated, combination salt and pepper grinder (salt in top, pepper in bottom)
Doug: It seemed like it'd be useful and incredibly efficient, but if I bought one I'd be the sort of person who owned a battery operated combination salt and pepper grinder
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Shit Yeah!
Ellery: k now I have pooped and time for jase from outta space
Ari: you'd make a great DJ
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Best to Avoid, Then
Berenger: Did anybody try the Smore Brownies I put in the main kitchen yesterday?
Ellery: I smelled them
Ellery: they smelled good
Natalie: I did not but they smelled good!
Morgan: I too looked at them covetously and then restrained myslef
Matt: I was gonna get one, but everyone was sniffing them.
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Context Doesn't Help
Ellery: well I have a penis, so
Shelby: it will only go so far...
September 2011
13 posts
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Oh...
Ellery: hey, Clint, if I'm not actually interacting with the quest in any way, do I need an AdventureRemote in the data?
Clint: unfortunately you do. but you don't need to do anything with it
Ellery: cool, that's not so unfortunate
Ellery: like
Ellery: people are starving in africa, man
Clint: when we spawn it, I do some safetly checking to make sure people don't starve in africa and that the AdventureRemote is there
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Chronomancy
Amanda: I watched 3 people jump back out of line so they could skip 2 cars up
Amanda: it was amazing
Natalie: it's pretty ok at 7:30 in the morning >.>
Kristen: I'm pretty sure you just made that time up, because it doesn't exist
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Ed. Note: Drew's Big
Drew: Drinking while pregnant lowers birth weight. My mother drank when she was pregnant with me and I was a 10lb 4ounce baby. Therefore: drinking while pregnant saved my mothers life.
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I Buy My Pipe Smoke in Briquette Form
Shelby: I don't mind the smell of pipe smoke
Shelby: unless it is in smoke form
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Sound Advice. A Fart Sound, That Is
Luke: your gas issue?
Luke: cuz i say you just let it rip
Luke: you might get your own office out of it
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Whoops :(
Eric: show me on the doll where Ellery abused you
Eric: *points at brain*
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He Sets the Handlebar Low
Drew: Their coach does have a pretty good mustache.
Tim: your standard of a pretty good mustache is low
Drew: IDK, he doesn't look like a child molester, that's pretty much my "pretty good" threshold.
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Brian, On His Terrible Secret Sandwich
Brian: The moment I let him know I made that, Brian will suddenly not show up to work tomorrow.
Brian: Not cause its saturday
Brian: cause I'd be dead
Brian: that's the point
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The Hard Part is the Timing
Steph: I thought we kill cows to sell them...?
Cam: no it's easier to transport a live cow than a dead one
Cam: they can move themselves
Doug: It's easiest if you can get them to kill themselves, too
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He's Immune to Most Threats
Deb: i'm going to knit you a fuckin terrible hat and make you wear it.
Doug: AWESOME
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Accurate Neologism Genesis
Morgan: You have no idea how much I squeed when I realized the Kelari outfit would be available soon.
Gavin: what is squeed? squeal + peed?
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“obviously Greedo is the racial slur for Rodian”
– Doug, making sense as usual
August 2011
7 posts
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I Guess You Can't Blame Her Instincts
Ellery: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιο̲̅ο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
Ari: oh my god.
Ari: it took me way too long to realize that was not boobs, and not a face either.
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“I don’t know if I should feel honored or worried that you are the only one...”
– A Concerned Pete
galbee asked: Which is cuter, a corgi dressed like a lobster or a corgi dressed like a banana?
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Doug is a whine-house
Doug: When I first heard about her death I was honestly a little surprised because I guess I had kind of assumed she was dead already
Doug: but as time went on I started to feel a bit upset over her death
Doug: or less her actual death, and more the fact that her death propelled all of her music into the Spotify top 100
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It Was Only Smarter Because It Was Smarter
Barish: i can go by the earliest recorded plug entry on that rift
Ellery: start = first 200 after last 460/600 (if we're lucky)
Ellery: or that, yes
Ellery: er wait we said the same thing
Barish: yep
Barish: but mine was smarter
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Resolution
Gina: I have 2 friends that play Gay Chicken against anybody
Gina: Except each other
Gina: Because they don't want to end up having sex.
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According to My Psychiatrist It's Not Incest
Berenger: One time in 6th grade me and my brother got in a fight with another pair of twins who were in 5th grade
Berenger: We kicked their ASS
Ty: Man, if all four of you were girls that would've been hot
July 2011
9 posts
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Crappy Map :(
Kris: GALAXY MAP! oh, I hope it's cloth...
Doug: It's actually not printed on anything
Doug: Just a bunch of ink sloshing around in the bottom of the box
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Feature Creep
Javier: what? our client needs more than SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND frigging colors!? what are those artists thinking!
Javier: I mean, I can only name like ten: red, blue, green, white, black, red, pink, yellow, brown, red
Anonymous asked: How many bites does it take to get to the center of a pineapple?
Anonymous asked: Do Pineapples serve as functional, stylish housing? Particularly underwater. Curious minds want to know.
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He Seems Ok With It
Toby: What kind of korean food did you have?
Alice: Regular kind that didn't have bbq or tofu.
Doug: There's a difference?
Alice: There are tofu houses that don't have bbq.
Toby: Yeah, you uncultured swine.
Doug: I'd be offended if that wasn't so true.
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Little Does He Know
Chris: What's the problem?
Bill: unless you start procing wierd shit
Ellery: I'll come explain it to you with my mouth, Chris
Bill: isn't it a mod
Bill: cant you make mods not stack at all?
[2 mins later]
Chris: yah that sucks
Chris: the problem
Chris: not Ellery's mouth
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You Get Two Strikes
Amanda: like those dudes in the gas stations who have the car shine wax spray shit
Amanda: I'm like gtfo back
Amanda: 20 feet away
Amanda: dont even point that shit at my vehicle
Andy: I'm with you, Amanda. I give them that look of "if you put that on my car, I will beat you bloody".
Andy: If that doesn't work. I say "if you put that on my car, I will beat you bloody."
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Revealer of Secrets
Ellery: is she a friend who did it on accident? or like, just wanting to learn gossipy stuff?
Scott: Remember the day I wrote the first spam report, L?
Scott: It only measured velocity of whispers.
Scott: In its first hour running, it reported 99 spammers, and her.