Derp

Anonymous asked: Do Pineapples serve as functional, stylish housing? Particularly underwater. Curious minds want to know.

Pineapples, while stylish, aren’t practical due to the hurtyness they inflict when handled carelessly, which is how one should handle their house.

Unless it’s a panic room, in which case it’s super awesome, especially if you *are* pineapple innards—which happen to fit inside *perfectly*.