Derp |
When my brain leaks this is the pan collecting the drops. |
| Toby: | What kind of korean food did you have? |
| Alice: | Regular kind that didn't have bbq or tofu. |
| Doug: | There's a difference? |
| Alice: | There are tofu houses that don't have bbq. |
| Toby: | Yeah, you uncultured swine. |
| Doug: | I'd be offended if that wasn't so true. |
Alice: you ………. are so……
Ellery: white?
Alice: you have much to learn
Alice: no. i was going to say uncultured
Alice: in asian stuff
| Alice: | We're going here tomorrow for dinner to celebrate another year of our dearest Ellery's existence |
| Ellery: | The EST in dearest means that I am more dear to Alice than ANY OTHER ELLERY SHE KNOWS! |
| Shelby: | Of course it does, stupidest Ellery |
| Ellery: | I can't just show up and be like... |
| Ellery: | "I fuckin' love drinking, so I think this is rad, and I have nothing to add... now give me $100" |
| Alice: | i don't see any probs with that |
| Ellery: | I wouldn't have anything to say, I don't think |
| Alice: | nonsense! |
| Alice: | u think plenty |
| Alice: | that's why you're bald |
| Ellery: | Ugh, too much fat on ribs |
| Alice: | On you? Or on food? |
| Alice: | Butterflies! |
| Ellery: | At the office?! |
| Alice: | in my tummy =) |
| Ellery: | ... |
| Alice: | i dind't EAT THEM! LOL if that's what you're thinking!!! |
| Ellery: | oh |
| Ellery: | OOOOH |
| Alice: | (wasntme) |
| Ellery: | haha I have no idea what that emoticon means |
| Alice: | i have no idea what i'm trying to express |
| Alice: | I just want an average guy |
| Alice: | would be nice if he's hot |
| Ellery: | I had my first boba today |
| Ellery: | I am assured this gives me azn points |
| Alice: | you did?? i'm so proud of you |
| Alice: | what is your impression |
| Ellery: | it was strawberry slushie, a bit sweeter than I'm usually into, but not bad |
| Alice: | strawberry............. |
| Alice: | that's so white... baby steps |
| Ellery: | lol, is she a robot? |
| Alice: | even better |
| Alice: | she's japanese |
| Alice: | i have a pink one |
| Ellery: | it took all my willpower, but the desire to quote that out of context has now passed |
| Alice: | .... |
| Ellery: | .... is a better reaction than -_- |
| Alice: | anyway, You can't play with it! |
| Alice: | apparently i make nom nom noises without noticing it |
| Ellery: | I just smell ESPECIALLY strong today so I had to get it out there somewhere |
| Alice: | maybe you should just wear a sign |
| Ellery: | "sorry for the stench" |
| Alice: | or "pay attention to me" |
