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Notes Best to Avoid, ThenBerenger: Did anybody try the Smore Brownies I put in the main kitchen yesterday? Ellery: I smelled them Ellery: they smelled good Natalie: I did not but they smelled good! Morgan: I too looked at them covetously and then restrained myslef Matt: I was gonna get one, but everyone was sniffing them. -
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According to My Psychiatrist It's Not Incest
Berenger: One time in 6th grade me and my brother got in a fight with another pair of twins who were in 5th grade Berenger: We kicked their ASS Ty: Man, if all four of you were girls that would've been hot -
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Not So Fast...
Morgan: Is anyone else getting huge lag on mounting? Berenger: yeah.. but I've married for 12.5 years -
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Indie Films Have More Culture
Berenger: Anybody interested in seeing a small indie movie tonight at 8:10 in redwood city? Berenger: I believe it's called Jackass 3D -
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More Good Advice
Berenger: I suppose it would be in very poor taste to link a picture of Chris Farely's corpse from the internet? Gina: Don't know till you try. -
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A Example of how Smart Berenger is
Morgan: i tried starting it a long time ago but updating directx apparently froze it >_> Morgan: So when I got back to the computer from baking and exercise, it hadn't started. Berenger: "baking and exercise" sounds lame. Better to say something cool like "out on maneuvers" -
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He Was So Certain
Berenger: I could be wrong, but I've never seen this assert locally. Pete: you are wrong -
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"No problem," he says, before making it into one
Berenger: Would it make sense to have the damage multiplier for a creature's rank apply to the Min/Max values of an ability instead of multiplying a result? Berenger: For example: Our Dungeon Boss bucket multiplies damage by 10x. An ability might have its min/max damage set to 70-74. The result should be a damage value betwen 700-740. But instead it's 700, 710, 720, 730, or 740. Berenger: it looks dumb Berenger: Every single bit of damage coming from a boss ends in 0. Danny: no problem, what digit would you like every single bit of damage coming from a boss to end in? Danny: I'm partial to 4, myself Danny: but it sounds like you want to be modding something else Berenger: how about Ω? -
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Shoulda but Didna
Berenger: Is (script call) supposed to work on dead targets? Matt: I don't think I've gotten that to work Matt: but I didn't really try that hard Berenger: I tried my hardest for about 10 sec [5 mins later] Matt: for everyone's information, it works if you set it up correctly Berenger: I should have tried hard for 11 sec -
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Poor Berenger
Buddy: new build has been pushed fyi Hal: woot Berenger: woot Berenger: dammit Hal: First Steve: pwned Berenger: pwned Berenger: dammit -
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I Dig the Self-Frown
Berenger: not as rad as Team USA crushing Finland right now Josh: I told you, they are Finnish-ed :P Piers: we are sending them back to Hell-sinki Piers: :( -
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Why I Love My Coworkers
MONDAY
From: Gina
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Brain Cupcakes!L4D2 is out tonight so I made some brain cupcakes. They’re in the kitchen.
TUESDAY
From: Berenger
To: Office-Wide
Subject: More Cupcakes!My wife’s competitive nature is your gain. There are more cupcakes in the kitchen.
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From: Brian
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: More Cupcakes!Stop trying to kill us!!!!
WEDNESDAY
From: Ellery
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 3 day bake train - cookies!Ever since I was a child I’ve had but 2 goals in life:
1) Use the phrase “3 day bake train”
2) Contribute to the death of Brian
My aspirations are your gain. There are cookies in the kitchen.
PS - If some other bakers STEP UP we can make this bake train go 5 days and get the achievement! CHOO-CHOO!
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From: Brian
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 3 day bake train - cookies!nnnNNNOOOooooooo
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From: Morgan
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 3 day bake train - cookies!By the command of Ellery, I too joined the bake train.
You will find two varieties of caramel pecan brownie alongside Ellery’s cookies in the breakroom. Fudge & German chocolate.
THURSDAY
From: Chris
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 4 day bake train - Almond ShortbreadThe train is in the station —
More baked things in the kitchen (Or were, maybe still?)
Almond toffeelike shortbread. Most gooey.
Eat it.FRIDAY
From: Gina
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 5 Day Bake Train!Bake Traaain! Cheesecake in the kitchen.
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From: Cameron
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 5 Day Bake Train!Along with Lamingtons! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamington)
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From: Ellery
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 5 Day Bake Train!
