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Oh, Well... Then I Picked the RIGHT Day
Gina: Does anybody here have packaging tape? Ellery: omg office hours scavenger hunt?! I picked the wrong day to be sick :( Doug: it's actually more of a hostage thing -
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Sage
Gina: I need a strapping young lad to open a soda for me. :3 Josh: How about a bitter old man? Gina: Life is about settling. -
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More Good Advice
Berenger: I suppose it would be in very poor taste to link a picture of Chris Farely's corpse from the internet? Gina: Don't know till you try. -
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Tech Support For Dummies
Scott: What video card is in there? Gina: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4570 Gina: Updated the drivers for it earlier too though. Scott: Okay. You just went past my level of smart. Scott: I'd bring it into work and ask someone smarter. Gina: I totally forgot laptops were portable. -
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The Grand Duel!
Gina: There should be a duel to the death between our skype icons. -
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WHOOPSIE
Gina: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FOOL Gina: Damn. Scott: Yes. Yes it is. Gina: I'm gonna.. Gina: Go now.. -
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Fooled yooooou!
Ellery: click if racism makes you lol: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273976050813.jpg
Gina: aww. 404 not found!
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Dating Advice from Gamer Chicks
Gina: ZOMG SHE HATES YOU Ellery: IT'S POSSIBLE Ellery: I did write "you are awesome" in eggs on her car Gina: What? Girls love that sort of shit. -
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Why I Love My Coworkers
MONDAY
From: Gina
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Brain Cupcakes!L4D2 is out tonight so I made some brain cupcakes. They’re in the kitchen.
TUESDAY
From: Berenger
To: Office-Wide
Subject: More Cupcakes!My wife’s competitive nature is your gain. There are more cupcakes in the kitchen.
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From: Brian
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: More Cupcakes!Stop trying to kill us!!!!
WEDNESDAY
From: Ellery
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 3 day bake train - cookies!Ever since I was a child I’ve had but 2 goals in life:
1) Use the phrase “3 day bake train”
2) Contribute to the death of Brian
My aspirations are your gain. There are cookies in the kitchen.
PS - If some other bakers STEP UP we can make this bake train go 5 days and get the achievement! CHOO-CHOO!
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From: Brian
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 3 day bake train - cookies!nnnNNNOOOooooooo
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From: Morgan
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 3 day bake train - cookies!By the command of Ellery, I too joined the bake train.
You will find two varieties of caramel pecan brownie alongside Ellery’s cookies in the breakroom. Fudge & German chocolate.
THURSDAY
From: Chris
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 4 day bake train - Almond ShortbreadThe train is in the station —
More baked things in the kitchen (Or were, maybe still?)
Almond toffeelike shortbread. Most gooey.
Eat it.FRIDAY
From: Gina
To: Office-Wide
Subject: 5 Day Bake Train!Bake Traaain! Cheesecake in the kitchen.
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From: Cameron
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 5 Day Bake Train!Along with Lamingtons! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamington)
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From: Ellery
To: Office-Wide
Subject: Re: 5 Day Bake Train!
