Derp |
When my brain leaks this is the pan collecting the drops. |
| Morgan: | Les Yay: Uriel Chuluun and Kira Thanos definitely have this going. In the last part of the story of their 'relationship' Mulia says that Kira has entranced Uriel's heart. In the headquarters of The Unseen, one of male agents asks if Kira would find his tunic attractive, to which he is told he is 'squirreling up the wrong tree.' |
| Doug: | Should have noticed the pink triangle on her sleeve. :( |
| Ellery: | sleeve? |
| Ellery: | ONE of us doesn't understand female anatomy... |
| Doug: | In my canon, Weezer lyrics trump actual anatomy |
| Doug: | Which is probably bad, considering how low on the totem pole Weezer lyrics are |
| Berenger: | Did anybody try the Smore Brownies I put in the main kitchen yesterday? |
| Ellery: | I smelled them |
| Ellery: | they smelled good |
| Natalie: | I did not but they smelled good! |
| Morgan: | I too looked at them covetously and then restrained myslef |
| Matt: | I was gonna get one, but everyone was sniffing them. |
| Morgan: | You have no idea how much I squeed when I realized the Kelari outfit would be available soon. |
| Gavin: | what is squeed? squeal + peed? |
| Ellery: | Eh, hunting down people who sneak into your city sounds kind of fun |
| Chris: | Definitely fun for us, not so much for say...morgan's mom who got rocked zoning in :) |
| Chris: | "hey guys, look at my new illusion trinket!" ... *SPLAT* |
| Morgan: | The bastards hurt my mom? |
| Morgan: | *adds guards to every inch of Meridian* |
| Morgan: | Is anyone else getting huge lag on mounting? |
| Berenger: | yeah.. but I've married for 12.5 years |
| Name Omitted: | I cannot wait for that guy to get caught with his hand in a 16 year old's blouse. |
| Julia: | o.O |
| Morgan: | O_O |
| Name Omitted: | I feel like I win now. |
| Ellery: | you assume by default that Hal is doing a great job? what are the ways I can get people to assume that about me by default? |
| Morgan: | If they read your twitter, not many |
| Moran: | ellery, you got many packages today |
| Ellery: | fuck yeah, I did |
| Chris: | phat lewts? |
| Ellery: | a mogwai, some razor blades, some aftershave, I think a book maybe |
| Chris: | Is the book about how to shave your mogwai? |
| Morgan: | i tried starting it a long time ago but updating directx apparently froze it >_> |
| Morgan: | So when I got back to the computer from baking and exercise, it hadn't started. |
| Berenger: | "baking and exercise" sounds lame. Better to say something cool like "out on maneuvers" |
| Morgan: | Troy made a chat full of the girls to get feedback on new hairstyles and such |
| Ellery: | oh man, that is a smart man |
| Morgan: | Yeah, you should come up with some reason you need female feedback, Ellery! |
| Ellery: | I KNOW |
| Morgan: | "Does this new content have TOO much rape humor? Or is it just enough?" |
| Ellery: | whoever's Fallout 3 lunchbox that is in the fridge, you just made my day :D |
| Andy: | he means, your lunch was delicious |
| Morgan: | And the note from your spouse was sweet |
| Morgan: | We're almost ready to go, if you're ready |
| Ellery: | Whenever you are |
| Morgan: | Ok |
| Morgan: | I bought super soaker and a bottle of cheap vodka |
| Ellery: | wha... *a* super soaker? |
| Morgan: | YES! |
| Ellery: | She's my type? What makes her my type? |
| Morgan: | She's short and has big boobs |
| Ellery: | Oh yeah! |
More friendly advice
| Morgan, at my door: | "C'mon, Elphie!" |
| Elphie: | *jumps on my bed* |
| Morgan: | "... that's like... the opposite" |