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Revealer of Secrets
Ellery: is she a friend who did it on accident? or like, just wanting to learn gossipy stuff? Scott: Remember the day I wrote the first spam report, L? Scott: It only measured velocity of whispers. Scott: In its first hour running, it reported 99 spammers, and her. -
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Of Apples and Trees, But Not Really
Ellery: I wonder if she's like my long lost sister or something... Scott: She is absolutely batshit insane, there is no doubt about that -
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You Take That Back!
Scott: Thanks a crapton Tiffany: what did you call me?? -
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Notes Bill Translating For Pete, Finding WorkBill: Also Translator bill: "Scott, can you please update the jira or tell someone else who is responsible to udpate the jira" Scott: Sure. Scott: Bill, please update the jira. -
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Tech Support For Dummies
Scott: What video card is in there? Gina: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4570 Gina: Updated the drivers for it earlier too though. Scott: Okay. You just went past my level of smart. Scott: I'd bring it into work and ask someone smarter. Gina: I totally forgot laptops were portable. -
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Step 1: Admit You Have a Problem
Ellery: alcohol does not smell good Scott: Ellery's computer was hacked. Someone call security. -
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The Secret Ingredient is Beer
Scott: Ohey, what was the name of the restaurant we did the xmas party and the dev-unveil event at? Russ: steelhead brewery Russ: my brain is broken. why can I remember that and not the person i sit next to's name? -
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Notes Remembering EQChris: Technically, weren't all important set drops from trash? Scott: Yes. Scott: 100%, no alternative. Which is why we loved killing the trash. Chris: we did....? Chris: How much sake? Scott: I did. You hated it, because you hate things for a living. -
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Lost In Scale
Scott: I say again, only louder this time
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Ellery: lol, I just get boxes
Ellery: I do not have font support for your expletives
Scott: that was ……
Scott: in 50 pt font
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Ass Machine
Pete: happens rarely Pete: dunno why Scott: One thing that might help: Use a crap computer. Scott: 100% repro on my home machine. Scott: Have never logged out and not seen it happen Bill: Hitting memory limit? Scott: Neg, memory fine. Processor and disk are terrible on that box. Russ: yeah. the logout one happens everytime for me. i don't get an assert and my machine is a bad ass machine Scott: Mine is either one of those two words, just not both. -
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Years and Minutes… And Scorpions…
[5:26:48 PM] Steve: anyone who wants a Logitech G15 keyboard for their work PC— I have a couple of them at my desk that I’ve been trying to give away for like 4 years
[5:27:20 PM] Scott: Man, I had to go out of my way to find one of those to steal when I first got here. Had no idea.
[5:29:22 PM] Steve: gone
[5:29:40 PM] Ellery: 3 mins is longer than I expected
[5:43:00 PM] Andy: how did it take 4 years in the first place?
[5:43:13 PM] Andy: were they infected with scorpions before?
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WHOOPSIE
Gina: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FOOL Gina: Damn. Scott: Yes. Yes it is. Gina: I'm gonna.. Gina: Go now.. -
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What's Not To Like?
Scott: Wait Scott: Let me write some javascript Scott: so I can put a Like button in this window Scott: so I can click it -
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That's *Pretty* Damn Awesome
Scott: That...would be awesome Scott: And by that I mean, my brain would explode and I would die -
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Body Snatchers
Chris: omg donut holes! Ellery: I so wish I wanted donuts right now Chris: are you broken? Chris: Or someone else is at your keyboard? Ellery: yes Ellery: the first one Scott: calling 911 Chris: WHO ARE YOU
